Real Housewives of Orange County: I Snooze, You Lose

We probably don't need to restate my unhealthy obsession with anything to do with Real Housewives of Orange County. (But in case you've been living under a rock, don't I fit right in?)

Is anyone watching this season? Because even though I recently wrote this post, I'm pretty bored with the show. (This doesn't mean that I'm not going to watch, just that some of the magic has died. Slowly. And painfully.)

I mean, they never go drinking anymore, and pretty much just discuss drama that happened three seasons ago. Also, they rent two bedroom condos instead of living in huge mansions. What is this, a show about my own life? No thanks! (But if anyone from Bravo, E!, or Style is reading this, I could TOTALLY get some ratings. Have your people talk to my people.)

The whole point of reality TV for me is just the opposite. I certainly don't watch for a dose of reality. I want to see some hot blondes shopping for bling-bling and sipping bright pink umbrella drinks.

Is that so much to ask?