Embarrassing confession: I bought a food processor that sounds like a sex toy.
And no, it's not because all of those 2am infomercials won me over. Hell, at 2am I've been asleep for nearly 5 hours. It's because the Magic Bullet has some excellent marketing, namely:
1) it was one of only two food processor choices at the store
2) it was the only one that mentioned making margaritas right on the box
|I can taste the sweet tequila already.|
But seriously: Best Buy (where I had a gift card) only had the Magic Bullet and this scary Wolfgang Puck "immersion blender" that frightened me a little bit. (I mean really, what is that long metal pole for? Mass murder?) Three of the the 320948398 attachments on the Wolfgang blender said they were meant to "whip egg whites into a meringue", and since I don't eat eggs, I figured my money was better spent elsewhere. Like on blending hard liquor with some ice.
|I can't even identify 80% of these objects.|
Here's the recipe...give it a try.