You may have read this post in which I mentioned an freakish desire to work out. Let's just say that won't be happening again anytime soon.
|This? Is stupid.|
During every strength move this large breasted, tiny trainer attempted to motivate me by saying things like "Feel.the.burn. Strap.less.gown."
Right...that's not happening.
During our cardio portions,
Once again: a hypothetical wedding doesn't exactly make me want to do that extra set of jumping jacks. While I'm sure I will look great at my wedding, right now I'm more focused on just getting a second date with someone.
Like most of my poor life choices, I have no one to blame for this but myself. My question is, why aren't there any "Groom Bootcamp" videos? Based on my current dating experiences, there are plenty of men out there that could stand a few less Busch Lights and a few more jumping jacks. (Perhaps an English class as well.)