This is Why I'm Single Round 3

I swear I'll stop after this one...here's a few more messages from the gems pursuing me on Match. Who's your favorite? If you offer me a high enough amount, I might be willing to go out with one of them (for the sake of the blog, of course).


From JoeK210:

I don't like feeling like I'm playing 20 questions, but I don't know how else to start a conversation on email. That being said ...

Tell me what you think your best personality trait is and why? (I can only pick one?)

What do you look forward to most in your everyday life and why? (Blogging about messages like this. Because I get immense pressure from mocking others.)

Family is very important to me. Tell me a little bit about yours and who you are closest too and why? (My parents live on a boat, my brother lives in Oregon, and telling you any more than that would take hours that I'm not really willing to dedicate to this.)

Based on your profile/pics, it looks like your friends are very important to you. What do you enjoy doing most? What types of places to do you go out to with your friends? (Um, considering all of my photos are solo shots, and I don't mention friends ANYWHERE in my profile, this is a dead giveaway that you sent me a copy and pasted email. For all you know, I don't have any friends. You might be able to relate?)

Ok ... i could see those questions taking a hot min to answer so ill cut off this round of 20 questions there, lol. I look forward to hearing back from you and starting to get to know you.


Rigggggghhht. Answering these questions did take a "hot min", but I certainly did not respond to this. Chill dude...this is why I didn't join eharmony. That, and a grown man using "lol" in a sentence could possibly be my #1 turnoff.

From AaronM:
Cute smile ..write back if interested.


Oh, is that how this email thing works? Thanks for the help! Also, I love the genuine effort you put forth into winning me over.

This was from Soldier4GodPh4:13

Hi. Your job sounds a lot like mine. Although the people I work with act like they're five rather than being 5. What is the Teach for America's 2011 Corps? I haven't heard anything about that.


Hmm...do you live under a rock? I'm pretty sure we have nothing in common, and calling your co-workers 5 year olds is generally considered rude when they aren't actually 5.

I don't remember this guy's username, just that he was 45:

how are you hope you had a good weekend. and yes a listen to npr news every morning on my way to work and home. i like your profile you seem like a very nice and fun person to get to know better. you are a very pretty women with a great smile. i luv listen to live music outdoors and festival bonnarro.


45 year olds luv 2 go 2 Bonnarro?


Feel free to make fun/help my morale. Who's your favorite?