Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I Bet Kristen Wiig Doesn't Have to Deal with This Crap

Just when I was getting depressed, thinking my freaky Match.com messages were done forever, some more weirdos came out of the woodwork. (Yay!) Remember the guy from this post who I tried to avoid at the bar? Yep, just got a message from him. 

From LB72:
How are you doing? I know we met a few months back and never met up but maybe we could give it a try? Let me know and I look forward to hearing back from you. 

Oh my gosh, what a romantic story! Guy and girl meet online, then run into each other for real. He N-E-V-E-R calls her, they try to avoid each other at a bar, and then he messages her on Match out of nowhere! *Sigh.* Sounds like a great love story in the making, no? 

Let's not forget that my byline on my Match profile is "NPR not the NRA" in order to avoid fundamentalist Christians/people that like to hunt for sport. This guy obviously approves of my left-leaning tendencies, but may have taken it a little too far. (By "may have", I mean "definitely".) Also, he's 42. 

From b_CLT:
Hey! Did you have a good weekend? When thinking of what I should do I definitely Considered All Things. What I came up with was really On Point. In the Morning Edition of my day I went for a hike to get some Fresh Air. So what did you do? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, did you go to Freedom Park? What a great place. 

Oh yea. That. Just. Happened. 


Miss T said...

Ive been in a stable and loving relationship for years, but I think I am going to put a profile up on match.com just to see what nutbags are out there. I love reading your dating thingos, they are so funny.
T x

Haughty by Nature said...

I completely encourage fake profiles! We could start an entire blog that's JUST these messages. Like PostSecret from losers!

Alyssa @ Life of bLyss said...

I'm a really Big Fan of his Unreasonable use of Capital Letters.

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for making my day. I was actually telling my co-worker that if I didn't find a guy soon I was going to go to match.com.

How entertaining! I may do it just for the laughs. I love your blog!

Allison @ Happy Tales said...

Ew, what a creeper... i hope he isn't stalking you!

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