I Bet Kristen Wiig Doesn't Have to Deal with This Crap

Just when I was getting depressed, thinking my freaky Match.com messages were done forever, some more weirdos came out of the woodwork. (Yay!) Remember the guy from this post who I tried to avoid at the bar? Yep, just got a message from him. 


From LB72:
How are you doing? I know we met a few months back and never met up but maybe we could give it a try? Let me know and I look forward to hearing back from you. 


Oh my gosh, what a romantic story! Guy and girl meet online, then run into each other for real. He N-E-V-E-R calls her, they try to avoid each other at a bar, and then he messages her on Match out of nowhere! *Sigh.* Sounds like a great love story in the making, no? 


Let's not forget that my byline on my Match profile is "NPR not the NRA" in order to avoid fundamentalist Christians/people that like to hunt for sport. This guy obviously approves of my left-leaning tendencies, but may have taken it a little too far. (By "may have", I mean "definitely".) Also, he's 42. 


From b_CLT:
Hey! Did you have a good weekend? When thinking of what I should do I definitely Considered All Things. What I came up with was really On Point. In the Morning Edition of my day I went for a hike to get some Fresh Air. So what did you do? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, did you go to Freedom Park? What a great place. 


Oh yea. That. Just. Happened.