Tuesday, May 17, 2011


Some of you may remember my friend Adrienne from my Carolina Cup or Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ fest . If you don't I'll catch you up: she's funny and hot, and I want to be her. Well, I want to be her minus this awesome terrible message she was kind enough to send me:

So I guess you get what you pay for...but I'm on plenty of fish and have had approximately zero luck with a few short potential conversations here and there that eventually turn into nothing. This message is what I came home to today...in no way does my profile even hint that I would be remotely interested in any such relationship activity. I thought you'd get a good laugh. Love you and can't wait to see you this weekend!


Hey so I'm looking for a different type of a relationship. I was curious to see if maybe our wants are similar and if it would make sense to talk more? Here is sorta what I have had, and some ideas of what I am looking for. See if it matches what you want :) so I've been involved with a few different types of relationships in the past. I've had traditional, but I've also had open, Dom/sub, cuckold, and some that were a combination. Open was just where one or both of us still saw other people. In my experience it was the female that saw other guys not me. I'm faithful, but do enjoy her to see other guys. An odd turn on for me. Dom sub was fun but more just sexual domination, and me submitting to her desires so I could be sexually rewarded at some point. Also I found this to be very fun. Cuckold is where she still dated, but included in some way. Had me watch, clean up, or just listen as I cooked them dinner or something. More role play type, but fun. So ... Having said all of that, would you have interest in any of that? Let me know your thoughts on this p,ease :)

CLEAN UP after us?!!??! o.m.g.

I think I grabbed my stomach and slapped my knee I was laughing so hard at this one. I think Adrienne wins for WORST/BEST (same difference) ONLINE DATING MESSAGE EVEEEER. What prize should she win? 


Emily White said...

She should win Prince Charming cause that it the frreakiest skeeviest message I've ever read. I feel like I need to take a shower....and then become a lesbian?

Adrienne said...

When I read creepy creepiness like this, I am so glad I'm married. You poor girls!

Alyssa @ Life of bLyss said...

I say she wins a brand new deadbolt. Or 700.

Anonymous said...

wow I never knew some of these "relationship types" really happened.

This guy can't be serious.

Hines-Sight said...

You've got to be kidding. I can't believe someone would write this to a person on a dating site. WTF?

Suzy Q said...

My eyes have been opened. Wow, just wow is all I've got.

Allison @ Happy Tales said...

Shuuuuuuuuuuuut up!! This did not happen!!!!!! OMG, I cannot believe that message! I can't believe these messages are real... but my god, i know they are...b/c no one in their right mind can make that shit up! Cahhhhrazy.

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