Monday, January 9, 2012

Beyonce's Officially a Baby Mama

Did Beyonce not announce her pregnancy until late in the game, or did she just have an abnormally short gestation period? Wasn't it only 2-3 months ago that she was doing all of her "Look, I'm knocked up!" belly-rubbing at the VMAs?

Who knows. Time warps when you live in the middle of nowhere.

I have a few things to say about the choice of baby name (Blue Ivy...?), namely:
1. Don't name your child something that sounds like a restaurant (or a stripper...)
2. An adjective followed by a noun is generally a bad name combination in general, and
3. What the hell

I don't even care about the name. What I'm dying to know is if the baby will be as gorgeous as Beyonce or as busted as Jay-Z. (Listen: I'm not denying the fact that he's awesome. But I fo sho wouldn't want my daughter to look like him.)

Who do you hope the baby will look like? (Please say Beyonce. Please say Beyonce.)


Shae Majors said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I canNOT WAIT to see what she looks like!!!!

Who will get the first pictures?

Will they have there own website of baby photos like Mariah and drumline boy cannon?!

Will she sing or rap?!

Will beyonce just keep the baby making machine rolling or is she going on hiatus?!

AHHHHH and for the record no comment on Blue Ivy as a name except......where on earth did it come from?!? (I don't think that's in the bible. Or is it?)

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