Beyonce's Officially a Baby Mama

Did Beyonce not announce her pregnancy until late in the game, or did she just have an abnormally short gestation period? Wasn't it only 2-3 months ago that she was doing all of her "Look, I'm knocked up!" belly-rubbing at the VMAs?

Who knows. Time warps when you live in the middle of nowhere.

I have a few things to say about the choice of baby name (Blue Ivy...?), namely:
1. Don't name your child something that sounds like a restaurant (or a stripper...)
2. An adjective followed by a noun is generally a bad name combination in general, and
3. What the hell

I don't even care about the name. What I'm dying to know is if the baby will be as gorgeous as Beyonce or as busted as Jay-Z. (Listen: I'm not denying the fact that he's awesome. But I fo sho wouldn't want my daughter to look like him.)

Who do you hope the baby will look like? (Please say Beyonce. Please say Beyonce.)