I've just about had it with these sassy students, y'all. Mmmhmm.
In what universe is it ok to whisper to your classmates "If you keep talkin' Imma bust you in yo face", be reminded by your teacher to focus, and then turn and say to her "Why you teachers always TURNIN' ON US like that? You nice to us one day and mean to us the next."
Um....excuse me? Rude to the 756th degree. Ruh-ude.
Or "Maaaan why you teachers always gotta be making us do so much WORK and stuff?"
My apologies! I forgot that this was not, in fact, an institute of learning, but merely a place for you to hang out with your friends from the hours of 7:30-3:30. My bad. Please forgive me for interrupting your social hour. Continue to talk amongst yourselves. (Did I mention this all happened within the first 10 minutes of my 1st period? Mmhmm.)
I got my mouth washed out with soap for waaaaaaay less than that when I was growing up. And you know what I did after I got in trouble for something? I stopped doing it. Novel concept, really.
The part that sucks the most? On a teacher's salary, I can't even drown my sorrow in extra large margaritas when I have days like this.
Is it summer yet?
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