The Difference If You Marry A Southern Girl

This joke showed up in my inbox the other day...figured many of you would relate!

Three friends married women from different parts of the US .

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was

to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on

the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and

put away.

The second man married a woman from New Jersey . He gave his wife orders

that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first

day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By

the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and

there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from North Carolina . He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot

meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,

some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his

left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a

sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he

pees.