Monday, December 6, 2010

The Difference If You Marry A Southern Girl

This joke showed up in my inbox the other day...figured many of you would relate!

Three friends married women from different parts of the US .

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from New Jersey . He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from North Carolina . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he


Royar said...

I agree. Amen sister.

style'n said...

ha ha very cute!

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