Please Stop Emoticon-ing Me

Poor Adrienne. How such an awesome person keeps getting horrendous, slightly creepy messages on dating sites is beyond me. Have you read the one she got about cuckholding? Sick. Here's her latest:


Hello :-).. How is your week go so far? Did you do anything exciting for the holiday? My name is L :-)... I'm looking for sweet and interesting girls to date and be in a relationship.. I graduatd from UGA in Health and PE :-)... My hobbies are weight lifting, running, listening to music, reading, partying, dancing, hanging out, watching movies, cuddling, bowling, and swimming :-).. I like what I've read in your profile :-).. We should converse and get to know each other some more :-)... I hope to hear from you soon :-).. "

I don't know about you, but I think I'd rather be cuckholded (whatever that means) than emoticoned. Sick. (Sidenote: It WOULD be a Georgia grad who couldn't spell "graduated". Just saying.)