The Real World: Ocean Isle Beach

Love these girls

I spent my glorious 3 day weekend in Ocean Isle Beach, NC this weekend with two of my favorite ladies. Lindsay has a house down there, and her mom was kind enough to vacate so that we could have it all to ourselves. Can you say "late night dance party"? Because I can.

Some of Lindsay's OIB friends were down there with some of their friends, which made for a huge, awesome group of people. While recovering in Lindsay's living room on Saturday morning, we decided that between the boys' raunchy mouths and the girls' sweet dance moves, we could totally get high ratings as the case of The Real World: Ocean Isle Beach.

The cast of Real World: Ocean Isle Beach. You would watch, right?

In Ocean Isle, some of the cabs are limos. Perfect for filming reality shows.

Unclear, on so many levels. 

I mean, I would watch just to find out what the heck that lady was doing with that blow up doll. Disturbing.

Cast dinner

The boys even almost got in a fight on Saturday night with an anarchist who called them unpatriotic. Hello, high ratings! Don't worry, he drove away in his spray-painted, camouflage Jeep Wrangler before things escalated.

That just happened.

The cast at Second Street

Awkward family photos?

Overall, I had the best time ever. It was the opposite of a girl's weekend (and you know how I feel about those) and instead was full of raunchy boy humor, too many brewskis, and a few sunburns. It. Was. Awesome.

My body is glad that I'm home, since it needs 8 hours of sleep and more exercise than walking back and forth to the cooler. Sigh.

Would you watch Real World: OIB?