Just when we thought we'd received messages from every online dating weirdo in the world, the skies opened up. Like manna from heaven, my friend Gillian sent me this gem from her (obvi) future husband. Love is in the air, people! And no, she did not make this up. There are really people like this in the world. And they reproduce.
Hi,
How are you? m bit anxious as this would be the first and last chance for me to make an impression on you , never wrote to a girl on this.
You are blessed with a really innocent beautiful eyes and a cute smile- Frankly, I got my heart pumping when I saw u at first. So much peaceful to eyes. Really Impressed with your views and profile details - seems quite beautiful n real as your appearance, again your smile (touch wood). **(Side bar- wtf does this mean?!)
So refreshing and can heal anything, by your thoughts and appearance you are really dream-girl for every man :)
It wld be a pleasure to interact with you :-p
Really, speaking from heart and nothing to do with flirt. just want to get along with you as a friend to start with.
If you feel like these thoughts hit on you, plz reply back bcoz genuine guys are rare... :)
Wish you all Good Health, good luck, Lods of Care and Smiles,
AK"
Woof.
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7 comments:
wow... couldn't think of a more woof worthy situation. also my favorite term as of late. have a great weekend!!
Yuck!!!
Only one thing to do - repeat after me:
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
T x
@ MLD "Woof" really does save me a lot of time I would otherwise spend summarizing my feelings.
@ Hines-Sight Second that.
@ Miss T Seriously. Frightening.
Ha ha. I just happened upon your blog, and wanted to share that "touch wood" is the same as when we Americans say "knock on wood". The Brits say it, as I learned when I lived in London.
So, although that message was extremely creepy, he wasn't alluding to his penis. ;)
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