How to Be an Artist (In Ten Steps or Less)

1. Think
2. Revise
3. Take a coffee break
4. Critique
5. Take a nap
6. Go to the crappy job you must have to support yourself
7. More coffee
8. Consider going commercial
9. Feel guilty
10. Realize there is no "right" way to be an artist

Begin back at Step 1 when completed.